im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
this literally gave me chills.
I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.
I have chills
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'
literally the most important show you’ll ever watch
Me as a mother.
"i need a game with relatable, likable characters"
"i need a game that lets me live out my wildest fantasies"
"i need a happy, positive game that’s fun too"
"i need a game-"