To Eviscerate, or not to Eviscerate.

notyoudonut:

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and

The best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I’ve ever eaten there.

steveholtvstheuniverse:

every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

southeasternprep:

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with