my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
The best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I’ve ever eaten there.
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with