lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

polaroidxirwin:

thecuriousmuffin:

lizthefangirl:

pretentiousprat:

The dorm wifi names here crack me up.

where in the heck are you

PENIS

Drop it like its hot spot

polaroidxirwin:

thecuriousmuffin:

lizthefangirl:

pretentiousprat:

The dorm wifi names here crack me up.

where in the heck are you

PENIS

Drop it like its hot spot

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

tastefullyoffensive:

But… [x]

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

konekokleptic:

these things are fucking fabulous

sodigress:

marquisesassfang:

We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.

#putting the cute in executed

OH MY LAND